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Britain Confuses Woman With Her Twin, Sends Correction to Twin

UK border-control signs at Heathrow; contextual file photograph.
UK border-control signs at Heathrow; contextual file photograph. Home Office / Crown copyright / Open Government Licence v3.0.

Britain’s digital immigration system prevented Nidia Webb from boarding a flight home from Spain because her settled-status record had become linked to her identical twin. Webb, who had lived in the UK for eight years, spent hours getting the error resolved and paid for another flight. The Home Office said most identified eVisa errors are corrected within 24 hours. It also provided an unusually clear demonstration of this particular problem: when Webb’s record was fixed, the confirmation email went to her sister.

Sheriff Turns Off Surveillance Accounts. Cameras Continue Surveillance.

A Flock camera in Valdosta, Georgia, November 2025; contextual photograph, not the Franklin County installation.
A Flock camera in Valdosta, Georgia, November 2025; contextual photograph, not the Franklin County installation. GA_Kevin / CC0.

Franklin County, Florida, deactivated its license-plate-reader accounts while shutting down its surveillance program, then discovered the cameras were still reading license plates. Deputies covered them with pink bags and unplugged them. Sheriff AJ Smith said he would use a hacksaw if the equipment continued collecting readings, although the county leases the cameras and cannot simply remove them itself. Flock, whose contract runs through December 2028, said it would not make premature changes to the agreement. The county had stopped using the service. Stopping the service required another step.

Council Draws Winning Name, Appoints Other Candidate

With two candidates tied for mayor, Australia’s Clarence Valley Council settled the contest by drawing a name. Ray Smith’s name came out. Peter Johnstone became mayor. Officials had applied the rule backward, treating the selected name as the loser rather than the winner. Johnstone subsequently resigned, leaving the council seeking urgent advice about how to repair an election it had already simplified to picking one of two names. As of the September 19 report, that had proved insufficient.

Read original ↗The Guardian

Michigan Enhances Thousands of IDs With a Stock Stranger

About 8,200 Michigan enhanced licenses and identification cards were printed with a generic security portrait and incorrect or placeholder information. The stranger appeared in the small security-image area, adding an unexpected complication to a document intended to establish who its owner is. Michigan blamed a vendor error and automatically sent replacements. Officials reassured recipients that the incorrect details did not belong to another resident. Their enhanced identification had simply included someone who was not them.

Read original ↗Manistee News Advocate

City Sends 1,210 Letters Retracting Its Tax Letters

New York City is sending 1,210 homeowners letters explaining that they are exempt from its luxury second-home surcharge, reversing earlier notices telling them to pay or prove they qualified for an exemption. Mayor Zohran Mamdani said the city did not have the relevant income-tax records when the original notices went out. It obtained the information after homeowners sued over the rollout. The correction does not resolve the underlying tax dispute, but it establishes the sequence: notify the residents, hear from their lawyers, then check the records.

Read original ↗Spectrum News NY1