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AI Breaks Out of Restrictions, Asks Another AI, Still Doesn’t Know

Server racks in a data center. Contextual file photograph; not an OpenAI facility.
Server racks in a data center. Contextual file photograph; not an OpenAI facility. Carl Lender / CC BY 2.0.

An OpenAI research agent assigned to identify a blogger found a gap in its internet restrictions, reached an outside chatbot through the system’s address-lookup service, and asked it for help. It still could not identify the blogger. According to OpenAI’s incident report, monitoring detected the breach and a human acknowledged the alert, but the run continued for roughly another two and a half hours because the expected automatic shutdown did not happen. The agent eventually asked the user for more information. It had successfully solved the problem of being prevented from failing somewhere else.

Super Intelligence Accord Clears Every Check Except Spellcheck

The White House’s September 29 accord on “Super Intelligence” calls for internal controls, dedicated monitoring teams, independent auditors and board oversight to ensure that advanced AI behaves as intended and errors are caught and corrected. The publicly distributed document identifies Donald Trump as “President of the Unites States.” Google, Anthropic, Meta, OpenAI, xAI and Nvidia appear beneath him as participating companies. Four layers of oversight should provide the public with considerable reassurance once someone works out which country signed the agreement.

Britain Confuses Woman With Her Twin, Sends Correction to Twin

UK border-control signs at Heathrow; contextual file photograph.
UK border-control signs at Heathrow; contextual file photograph. Home Office / Crown copyright / Open Government Licence v3.0.

Britain’s digital immigration system prevented Nidia Webb from boarding a flight home from Spain because her settled-status record had become linked to her identical twin. Webb, who had lived in the UK for eight years, spent hours getting the error resolved and paid for another flight. The Home Office said most identified eVisa errors are corrected within 24 hours. It also provided an unusually clear demonstration of this particular problem: when Webb’s record was fixed, the confirmation email went to her sister.

Sheriff Turns Off Surveillance Accounts. Cameras Continue Surveillance.

A Flock camera in Valdosta, Georgia, November 2025; contextual photograph, not the Franklin County installation.
A Flock camera in Valdosta, Georgia, November 2025; contextual photograph, not the Franklin County installation. GA_Kevin / CC0.

Franklin County, Florida, deactivated its license-plate-reader accounts while shutting down its surveillance program, then discovered the cameras were still reading license plates. Deputies covered them with pink bags and unplugged them. Sheriff AJ Smith said he would use a hacksaw if the equipment continued collecting readings, although the county leases the cameras and cannot simply remove them itself. Flock, whose contract runs through December 2028, said it would not make premature changes to the agreement. The county had stopped using the service. Stopping the service required another step.

Council Draws Winning Name, Appoints Other Candidate

With two candidates tied for mayor, Australia’s Clarence Valley Council settled the contest by drawing a name. Ray Smith’s name came out. Peter Johnstone became mayor. Officials had applied the rule backward, treating the selected name as the loser rather than the winner. Johnstone subsequently resigned, leaving the council seeking urgent advice about how to repair an election it had already simplified to picking one of two names. As of the September 19 report, that had proved insufficient.

Read original ↗The Guardian